On April 13, 2008, a shockwave ripped through the CoD4 gaming nation. It was a shockwave so massive that fine china collections cracked and rattled from their cabinets from coast to coast. On that fateful day, aSu and =FoF= merged to form the ultimate fighting force known as United We Stand - *uWs* in a bid to conquer the competition on several TWL ladders including the Domination, Search and Destroy, and Sabotage ladders.
aSu and =FoF= are well-established gaming clans that have participated in TWL CoD4 ladders prior to their eventual collaboration. By merging together, two brilliant teams have become two ridiculously brilliant and talented teams with skilled gamers capable of feats no ordinary man or woman could accomplish. In the blink of an eye, a standard, elite uWs soldier can do any of the following with ease:
- arm a bomb in 2 seconds
- defuse a bomb by eating it as a small, delicious snack(hot sauce a must)
- dominate multiple targets by staging anti-war protests
- kill an entire squad of enemies, save one; grab his nutsack and force him to sing "O Canada" in falsetto
- wipe out a squad of enemies using the silencer attachment as a beating stick
- snipe targets with a silenced Skorpion from over 500 feet
- decapitate the enemy with their own boot (?)
- finger painting and various crafts
No, that's not hacking. That's pure ownage. The best of both worlds have come together to wreak havoc and thrust their knives of ferocity into the hearts of their enemy! Or their foot because that counts, too. A kill is a kill, sir. To recap, uWs is a foot-knifing, fine china rattling, bomb eating squad of elite soldiers that have erupted from the bowels of the clan universe to compete in TWL ladders and contemplate world domination. It's only a matter of time. Be afraid! (and wear a cup).Author *uWs*Janitor
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